example 1:
Bio Lesson.
as usual, we were making a lot of noise and Ms lee a.k.a Miss Lub Dub was really cute.
*insert lots of noise*
ML: 3i makes me sad. ):
Sonjia: Huh really!?
ML: No, i'm just trying to make a poem.
*chorus of walao(s) and what kind of poem is that*
Sonjia to weilin: what words rhyme with sad.
weilin/sonjia: bad mad lad dad
liar: you can make a haiku!
weilin: can meh *starts counting syllabuses* eh really leh!
cherie: what's a haiku?
yijin (chirps from the back): 5-7-5
all of these dialogue happen almost simultaneously and the whole class is this gigantic MSN Mass Convo where we answer each others questions randomly
example 2:
at side gate today like halfway during assembly where ms ek was talking about electricity bills or what shit, it started raining!
weilin: omg its raining!! then everybody is like stuck there!!
lokhang/yantong: no la they going to go back to class la!
then after which while we were SAFE AND DRY at the gate, we saw sec 4s running in 2s back to their container classes and we imagined various teachers getting wet, lokhang and i LAUGHED OUR ASSES OFF.
it doesnt sound very funny does it.
but it is. im chuckling to myself while typing HAHAHAHAHHAA.
then i went back to class and saw a wet annies. THEN I LAUGHED SOMEMORE HAHAHAHAHA !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPAM EXCLAMATION MARKS !!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHA
damn, some things dont sound very funny to you probably reading this. heeheehee reminds me of that time nq and i were at the canteen and she jumped down from the 2nd level. and then
i started laughing.cos
she looked like an RPG character. like totally straight faced and jumping off with legs stretched, so tomb raider controlled using joystick la!
then. i told her. and we laughed and laughed and laughed and after a while when it wasnt as funny i started laughing at her laughing and she started laughing at me laughing and we laughed somemore.
hahahahahhahahahahhahahhahaha x 1001.
with 3i, there's never a dull moment. e.g. nicole saying she's going to die an old virgin shes never gonna have sex, mr tan being really lame and ms dora lee flushing 'to the left to the left'.
not forgetting ningqian and my utter lack of any sporting ability. whenever we pair up for some sports during PE, we almost always manage to embaress ourselves and laugh more than excercise.
frisbee: we laughed our asses of at this i remember and as the lesson progressed, we drew further away from the class following our frisbee cos we cant really well, aim.
badminton: she has a really weird way of hitting the shuttlecock HAHAHA. we played with and against each other, cyn got bored cos we sucked too much rofl!
soccer: WHOOOOO EL SOCCER. spend most of the time sitting on the grass when tired and levitating the school. and being awesome strikers! hehe
tennis: laughing at our lack in ability > time spent picking up the ball > actually playing. NQ CANT SERVE ROFLMAO. and the most we volleyed : approx 2 hits.
this section is like almost dedicated to nq luh rofl. LOVE YA CHONG (:
yay i love public holidays. i want pancakes with bananas for breakfast tmrw!