my cough has been my constant companion for damn friking long already, it never seems to go away!! maybe it is because i have been drinking sweet talk and eating icecream and curry and basically everything you're not supposed to eat when you are having a cough (!) BUTTTTT THE EXAMS ARE OVER!! how else are you going to celebrate if you are not going to EAAAT.
which is why, i am not suitable for coughs because i have no self discipline at all, offer me a coke and id be all over it in no time.
i cough whenever my throat tickles, which is practically ALL THE DAMN TIME. whenever i take a deep breath, my throat will tickle and i cant help but cough like my life depended on it.
i think my alveoli walls are gonna break and join together if this continues.
(i know, i just spent a whole post talking about my cough)
-edit-
your guide to parents:
remember, it doesnt matter whether you are a good girl who does not smoke, do drugs, belong to a gang, steal, be a public nuisance and instead goes to school like a robot who has no life, studies for exams (i do lor) or reaches home before dinner usually.
so long as you do not clean your room, has a messy table,leave your clothes hanging around, like to be quiet cos you are tired and dont feel like talking, YOU HAVE SINNED. return to start and do not stop at go to collect $200, you are now going to be scolded for being"the messiest girl i have ever seen" a title that is bestowed upon you by daddy dearest.
and of course, now you are very honoured to enjoy your lecture, mummy dearest doing most of the talking and daddy adding firewood to fuel the fire. (note to parents: remember to drag in as many past incidents and other unrelated faults to your scolding as possible! also dont forget to lament how much your child has changed, how she was 'such a good girl in primary school'. very vital.)
ARGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH