dad: green
brother: blue (cos of his blue crocs)
convy log #123456789
"see i have teeny feet! that is dwarfed in your (to brother) crocs!"
"your feet where got small"
"they are small ok"
"ya lorh more like your eyes are small!"
"RAWR SHUT UP!"
"how can you say shut up, I thought we had a talk the other day about using shut up?"
"YA LOR"
"i only can't say shut up to mummy, but he's not mummy, so SHUT UP YIZE"