1. People who never had to worry about money

2. i.e. their parents are endlessly wealthy

3. and hence have private pools

4. People who look effortlessly gorgeous

5. People who are photogenic

6. People who are both

7. People that seem well put together: brains, looks, charisma, personality, money

8. Friendships of friends (that is not my friendship with them)

9. Anyone currently studying overseas

10. Anyone that has already received their A levels results and they are stellar

11. Anyone who seem any step closer to the realisation of their dreams than I am

12. People that take photographs conscientiously on a regular basis**

13. People currently employed and loving their job

14. Anyone who knows exactly what they want out of life

15. People who are confident that they're going to excel for As

16. Country kids who are close to nature

17. People who strongly believe in their religion and its explanation of the world

18. People who get their zi pai/solo shots liked on facebook

19. Smart, scholarship worthy people

20. Tall people

21. People living in countries that are larger than 704 sq km (yes i am looking at you, SG)

22. People with Rockband at home

23. People who have drinks bought for them at a bar

24. People who have lots and lots and lots of friends outside of school

25. Anyone who does not have 25 things to be insecure about

** Because:

1. They always look like they're having fun

2. They can remember their lives better

3. They make everything look chio

4. I am terminally unable to do that despite 1 and 2 because:

i) my camera skills are limited to (literally) a point and shoot

ii) i see food and i eat it. not take its picture.

iii) i like to soak in the moment instead of recording it with a picture.

iv) i regret it when i cant remember how shit looks like but the cycle of iii) and iv) repeats

v) my photos disappear into a black hole due to my laziness to upload anything

if you fulfill more than 5 of the above criteria, sorry i can't be friends with you anymore. just kidding. you probably do! ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh the art of bringing a new low to Pathetic.

sigh