my mom, has this close female girlfriend, who has a Niece.
Niece comes from a top school in Singapore, is sec 2 and i suppose, knows me the way i know her, i.e. only when my mom talks about her.
so when we were coming home from my grandma's hse tonight, my mom was like
"you know hor, Niece very 善良 one, she very friendly"
"善良 doesnt mean friendly what, just means she is kind la."
"oh also you know what she say to me?"
"she tell me' 叫 weilin 好好读书， 不要整天出去. '"
and then she laughed.
i was like "FK HER WALAO STUPID BITCH WHO DOES SHE THINK SHE IS TELLING ME TO GO STUDY?!?! STUPID NO LIFER EVERYDAY STAY AT HOME STUDY _]_ EAT THIS, BIATCH!"
but of course, translated to How I Speak Around Parents, it became
*incredulous look* "what. the. hell. i am never going to be like her. i think she damn irritating. i dont like her."
like wtf, she is only sec2 leh, what gives her the right to ask me to go study?! just because she is in a good school doesnt mean that i very stupid la. plus not like rv very bad like that lor! not like im some frigging lian with blue purple hair and hang out at the playground everyday smoking la!
her idea of fun must be like a surprise chemistry quiz or something, weird sicko! she probably thinks that holidays are a waste of time and that tuition is the funnest shit ever. i cant stand people who look down on me like that, that condescending ELITIST piece of shit, you can just go DROWN yourself in your textbooks!
somemore last time when i skipped tuition (LEGITIMATELY OF COURSE) during the june holidays cos of Animal Farm rehearsals, she go and ask my mum
(we go to the same tuition)
"why weilin lie to Mr Ho that she is going on holiday and cannot go tuition?"
what. the. fk.
mind your own business, biatch! i never lied, stop trying to 挑拨离间！
you go to cheena sch i know your cheena v good la ok, i also know lor i know how to frigging use 挑拨离间 and i know how to spell legitimate and other chim words like adenosinetriphosphate and chlorofluorocarbon and what is hegemony and what are the features of an expository text and the reasons for appeasement in world world 2 and i was a chicken and a crow in Animal Farm, beat that BIATCH!